OK heres 1 i got in an e-mail,
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but
only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Alexander Mogilney, the best NHL hockey player, the Maple Leafs need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of theformer US President, NY State Senator and a potential futurepresident." So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president just took my schoolbag."
Jokes
Ok I am not very good at telling jokes so here are some links to some websites which are good with jokes.
And if you want to add any jokes here at Woodys Place please email them.
